

Launch it! Did you cream your friend with it? You win! Find a dumpster that can be launched in the air. This sequence of people getting bashed by disappearing, reappearing and malfunctioning items leads me to believe that the scoring system in Skate 3 is entirely based on bashing yourself or your contemporaries with Dumpsters flung by makeshift trebuchet. Yes, I mean "suicide."ħ:44: I'm not entirely sure where these next few glitches begin and end, so I'll just go ahead and share a couple of GIFs with you. I'll take my $100,000 in the form of a cashier's check.) ($100,000 because industry standard is 10% of the budget for the script of a film.) (Massive diss to SyFy.)ħ:29: "It feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry!" If MEGARAMP is just some generic term created for Skate 3, I think we've stumbled upon the next SyFy movie. I'm assuming this isn't an attempt to recreate an actual place where skateboarders can go to die horrific deaths. You've earned it.Īnd yet kids on "Double Dare" couldn't get an orange flag out of a giant nose.ħ:14: Is "MEGARAMP" a thing? Like, a registered trademark? Or is it just a random decal included in the game, like the stock "tattoos" you can put on a Create-A-Wrestler? If you like, you can play this in the background while you read the words and look at the GIFs. We'll be starting at right around the seven-minute mark. But for now, to refresh your memory, here is the video we've been unpacking. We'll return next week with an all-new (and thankfully stand-alone) ENHANCE that will dive down into another tidbit of sports minutiae. And you can access the penultimate chapter by clicking here.īut this is it: the ENHANCE di tutti enhance-o. If you've somehow come late to the party (and I don't know whether to pity you or envy you), you can find the first part of our breakdown by clicking here. We started out on this journey lo those many weeks ago, but we've finally come to the end of our ENHANCE journey through the adventures chronicled by the intrepid Helix Snake.
